2/22/2023 0 Comments Pooping flamingo![]() Parents these days get to potty-train their kids with actual pooping flamingos! What a time to be alive. I had to make do with whatever bribery I had on hand. I have zero doubt my hard-to-potty-train son would’ve been dropping logs left and right in exchange for watching this ridiculous toy take a dump in a tiny plastic see-through toilet. This shitting flamingo is a billion times better and I am super jealous that parents today have this option. Absent the magic of this incredible pooping flamingo - which I learned via a quick Google search is called the “Little Live Gotta Go Flamingo” and was apparently a hot toy for Christmas 2020? - I was forced to use M&Ms to bribe my kids to pee and poop in the toilet. Not only did they have a whole row of flamingos, they carried them in. ![]() My kids are 14 and 11, long past the days of potty training. Better that than some puppy barfing and pooping and chewing things up. That kid was positively fucking delighted. Gotta Go Flamingo Little Live Sherbet Interactive Electronic Plush Doll Toy Used 9.99 +9.99 shipping LITTLE LIVE PETS 26222 Gotta Go Flamingo Singing Wiggling and Pooping Plush Toy 24.95 Free shipping LITTLE LIVE PETS Gotta Go Flamingo Singing Wiggling and Pooping Plush Toy 25. NovemThe Pooping Flamingo Party It all started why my 4 year old daughter eye spied a singing pooping flamingo on YouTube and that was it. The flamingo did it! “He poopin!!” my friend’s toddler squealed for the camera. This … was something coming out of that thing’s butt?! As I watched with a mix of fascination and horror, a beige, gooey substance oozed from the flamingo’s bum and into the miniature toilet, which I only then registered was clear so as to enable the viewing of the expulsion of said gooey substance. Okay, cool, so the flamingo is going to pretend to poop. This bright pink flamingo was sitting on a tiny plastic toilet, getting ready to take a dump. When Sherbet’s gotta go, he’ll let you know by signing his catchy song Place him on the toilet and watch him poop into the bowl. But wait … was it actually dancing? No … dear god, was that … a toilet? Yes. Feed Sherbet the Gotto Go Flamingo his food and watch his long neck wobble n wiggle and make you giggle Sherbet will start singing his hilarious 'Gotta Go' song and make funny sounds to tell you that he needs to use the toilet Place Sherbet on the toilet and watch him poop his magic colorful poop into the bowl. How do you make a go flamingo poop Feed Sherbet his Flamingo Food and watch his neck wiggle as he gobbles it all down. Sherbet is an interactive, toilet-trained flamingo who loves to sing, dance, chat back, eat, and poop on the toilet Feed Sherbet his Flamingo Food and watch his neck wiggle as he gobbles it all down. Place him on the toilet and watch him poop into the bowl.
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